Okay, maybe not everybody that uses proxy servers is a child molester, but I guarantee you every active member of NAMBLA uses something to provide anonymity for their internet-based communications and “activities”. Whether you use it to stay anonymous while on your home network or to bypass the browsing filter at your school or work, either way, you’re up to something. For those of you that don’t know the purpose of a proxy server, let me elaborate sticky Wiki style. “In computer networks, a proxy server is a server that acts as an intermediary for requests from clients seeking resources from other servers. A client connects to the proxy server, requesting some service, such as a file, connection, web page, or other resource available from a different server and the proxy server evaluates the request as a way to simplify and control its complexity.” In Layman’s terms, proxy servers make it much more difficult for Chris Hansen to trace your IP address. A few of the most popular free anonymous proxy services are: Hide My Ass, Proxify, KPROXY, and megaproxy. Although they decrease your chances of getting in trouble if you’re breaking the law, these services keep records of your activity and the logs may be subpoenaed if requested by the authorities. Clink.
Another method of staying invisible while you jerk off is a VPN or Virtual Private Network like the Tor Project. TOR is an acronym for “The Onion Router.” Their website describes the software as follows. “Tor is free software and an open network that helps you defend against traffic analysis, a form of network surveillance that threatens personal freedom and privacy, confidential business activities and relationships, and state security. Tor protects you by bouncing your communications around a distributed network of relays run by volunteers all around the world: it prevents somebody watching your Internet connection from learning what sites you visit, and it prevents the sites you visit from learning your physical location.” This method is better than using a free proxy server website, but still has flaws. Thanks to recently defected Edward Snowden, we all know the NSA can see everything you do online no matter what precautions you use. “Those methods include covert measures to ensure NSA control over setting of international encryption standards, the use of supercomputers to break encryption with “brute force”, and – the most closely guarded secret of all – collaboration with technology companies and internet service providers themselves. Through these covert partnerships, the agencies have inserted secret vulnerabilities – known as backdoors or trapdoors – into commercial encryption software.” Ironically, the head of the Russian Federal Security Service is laying the groundwork for a ban of Tor and other anonymous web browsing services. So, go ahead, start a copyright infringement empire, if you get caught who the fuck cares? Think about all the money you’ll save on rent when you’re lounging around in county jail.
According to TechTarget.com “It is important to note that the industry is moving away from proxy firewalls, mainly because of performance and compatibility issues.” Interestingly enough as an example it’s difficult to get VPNs to work through a proxy firewall…
In my opinion, if the National Security Agency wants to put you away, you listen to waaay too much free Metallica. If you’re that paranoid just install a pirated version of Microsoft Windows and sit in the McDonalds parking lot with your laptop and a cheeseburger and download away! Better yet, download a key logger, put it on a flash drive then install it on every single one of your friends computers. If you use something like Activity Keylogger, it will e-mail you all their usernames and passwords. Once you have their info from the cable company you can log into one of the millions of WiFi hotspots like “xfinitywifi” for example and do your dirty deeds without fear of reprisal. Now, I personally would never do something like this, but for those of you with no morals, here are a few more links I found in my research to prove my point of just how easy it is with access to the biggest torrent site of all….Google.
- Windows 7 Home Premium x86 SP1: X17-58996.iso
- Windows 7 Home Premium x64 SP1: X17-58997.iso
- Windows 7 Professional x86 SP1: X17-59183.iso
- Windows 7 Professional x64 SP1: X17-59186.iso
- Windows 7 Ultimate x86 SP1: X17-59463.iso
- Windows 7 Ultimate x64 SP1: X17-59465.iso
- Windows 7 Professional N x86 SP1: X17-59335.iso
- Windows 7 Professional N x64 SP1: X17-59337.iso
There you go you degenerates, welcome to the Undernet. I find it amazing that it’s as simple as downloading a Windows “.iso” file, burn it to a DVD, switch off your internet connection and type in a serial number. Microsoft is supposed to run this shit and any idiot can get their number one product for FREE. You don’t even need a working serial number with programs like REMOVEWAT. It was also remarkably easy to find Windows 8 and a working activation tool, but this is not a WaReZ chat room and Windows 7 is better, Bitch. But we’ll see on October 17, maybe the new and improved Windows 8.1 will be a success with exciting new features like the start menu.
I do not recommend you break the law, you wouldn’t want Bill Gates panhandling outside of your apartment every morning.(Nobody knows Paul Allen) That would piss me off. But in all reality, if someone programs it, someone will also crack it. So while you sit at home with your X1 HD DVR, watching softcore porn with your generic ass ADT security system armed, feel safe. No one could ever disconnect communications outside from that unlocked phone box, sneak into your house and chop your fucking dick off.